Haven't seen a Guy around here for years. The kids don't even have bonfires anymore. Health and Safety y'know.
But they always seem to have a fistful of lethal fireworks though. How do 10 - 12 year olds get their hands on them? Last year I didn't answer the door on Halloween night, and was rewarded with an explosion in the hall as the little bastards stuffed a lit one through the letter box. The dog shit himself, and I nearly did as well.
Ready for the little buggers this year. I will block the letterbox, and put a bucket full of dirty washing up water by the front door. If they want a trick, they can have one!
It's like how little lads get drink and fags - the big lads get them for them. I'm surprised it's just dirty washing up water you have ready for them Keith.
Haven't seen a Guy around here for years. The kids don't even have bonfires anymore. Health and Safety y'know.
ReplyDeleteBut they always seem to have a fistful of lethal fireworks though. How do 10 - 12 year olds get their hands on them? Last year I didn't answer the door on Halloween night, and was rewarded with an explosion in the hall as the little bastards stuffed a lit one through the letter box. The dog shit himself, and I nearly did as well.
Ready for the little buggers this year. I will block the letterbox, and put a bucket full of dirty washing up water by the front door. If they want a trick, they can have one!
It's like how little lads get drink and fags - the big lads get them for them. I'm surprised it's just dirty washing up water you have ready for them Keith.
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